As promised, I will be posting up the "Gotcha Call" that was played on my coursemate, Mr. Devan. We(Diksha, Aaron and I) laughed our arses off when the prank was aired. The normally cool-headed friend of mine(Devan) turned into this puppy who just lost its mama, begging for a way out of the mess that he was supposedly in. Much credit to Diksha(from now on, you are known as ShaSha! =P) who was ever so semangat, typed out the conversation word for word! Guys, it cannot be more accurate than what you are about to read. Alright here goes.

JJ had a crack on this one.

*beep beep*
devan: Hello
jj: Hello, can I speak to Devandran please?
jj: My name is Loges. I'm calling from School of *censored* (engineering)
devan: Alright, Okay.
jj: Alright, We've got some problems here.
devan: Uh uh
jj: Did you sit for the exams last two weeks ago?
devan: Of course I did
jj: Okay, there's a problem because apparently we have you checked down as.. attendance, that you have attended it, alright? but we don't have your exam paper?
devan: This cannot be.
jj: Wait let me double check. your id number is *censored*
devan: No
jj: Are you sure?
devan: I'm very very sure
jj: uhm, I don't care if you are sure or not, I'm afraid I have to tell you this, that you have to come back and sit down for the paper again please? Could you do it like tomorrow? Are you free?
devan: What? Come back and sit for the paper?
jj: Ya because we need to pass it up or else we can't mark the rest
devan: No no...can you check.. can you check with the other.. with the other..
jj: With the other what? Who is your facilitator on that?
devan: which.. which paper?
jj: who..
devan: *censored*
jj: You sure arr?
devan: You mean the subject chief..I mean.. the lecturer?
jj: These people are all professionals.. I doubt they made the mistake. I think you made the mistake.
devan: Could you please double check the paper cause there is no way I could have written the code wrongly.
devan: What did i do?
jj: I think you filled up wrong
devan: Filled up wrong means? As in?
jj: The codes..and now your paper's gone somewhere else and you're causing people trouble. devan: Okay ar wait...
jj: Do you pay attention? Are you one of those who sleep in class?
devan: Definitely not (hahaha!!! yeah rite Devan, we are like sleeping buddies in class! Erm, didn't come out right)
jj: Then why are you doing this kind of mistakes? These are juvenile mistakes.
devan: Wait a minute.. Wait a minute..(takes a short breather) okay.. huh...let me...okay..let me just think this straight... can you er.. means when they collect the paper.. when they collect all the papers what happened to them?
jj: What? They collect the paper, they pass it to the transfer department. The transfer department sort it out according to codes, okay?
devan: Will i sit for the same paper if I come tomorrow?
jj: Will change a bit la. Tweak the questions here and there. We can't make it too easy for you, and then you pass with flying colors and then.
devan: Okay
jj: It's wrong don't you think so?
devan: Sir please sir, I sat for the paper. I work for the paper so hard(Which is very true. Which makes this prank all the more fun to be played on you. Haha..*evil laughter*). Please tell me there's something, some other way to do this.
jj: Some other way to do this?
devan: okay wait.. when I collect.. collect.. when you... when the papers were collected, I mean my name was on the attendance slip my table number was all definitely correct.
jj: Table number is not important. I was telling you about the codes, correct or not?
devan: I.. I definitely did write the subject code
jj: Did you pay attention when the people gave like "make sure you fill up the form codes properly."
devan: Yes definitely. On the exam script
jj: What did you use to write?
devan: Pardon?
jj: What did you use to write?
devan: I used pen, blue pen. blue... err yeah, blue pen
jj: Do you understand we always ask to use black pen? Did you read that or not?
devan: No no i didn't
jj: That means its your mistake. I could not be bothered to fix this already. Its your fault
devan: Sir sir...
jj: You resit it for next semester la. Its not my fault right? You.. who asked you to make the mistake?
devan: Sir sir please sir. Help me out here
jj: You want me to help you out?
devan: Yeah
jj: What you want me to help you out?
devan: I definitely..
jj:How you want me to help you out you tell me
devan: Okay when they collected the papers they collect the
devan: in front is *censored* behind is *censored*
jj: did you see his papers?
devan: Definitely not
jj: Definitely not. you did not see his papers ar?
devan: Of course. Its impossible. Sir please Sir. I sat for the paper, I worked so hard, please help me sir.
jj: What you want to be in the future?
devan: I want to be an engineer
jj: You want to be an engineer? Why you want to be an engineer? Tell me why
devan: That's my ambition
jj: Just to be your ambition. Not the money is it?
devan: Of course I want to support myself sir.
jj: Yourself? That's all?
devan: And my family
jj: That's all you want to do? Don't lie, come on, be honest with me boy.
(JJ actually asked Devan if he wants to become an engineer because chics dig them. But it wasn't aired)
devan:....
jj: Okay i got one more question and then i'll settle it for you la okay?
devan: Okay
jj: Alright. err... where are you staying now? Where are you staying now faster tell me!
devan: Ipoh Ipoh
jj: Ipoh, Okay. Do you listen to 92.7?
devan: OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOD!
jj: hehehehe!
devan: Scared the *censored* out of me. Who *censored*asked you to do this? Oh my god Oh my god.. you have my heart in my mouth right now.
jj: This is JJ and Rudy man.
devan: I love you guys!
jj: Hahahaha! Timothy asked us you set you up man.
devan: timothy? Timothy is a great guy.
jj: Hahahaha!
devan: And i'm going to be laughed at this for years to come thanks to you guys
jj: Your paper should be okay. before anything else we just have one thing to say to you man, and that is.. "GOTCHA!"


- The end -

*Looks over to mobile phone* * Ring ring , vibrates , Ring Ring , vibrates *

A number from Ipoh...hmph..I wonder who could that be?

*Picks up call*

Devan:"Timothy you basta*d!"

Timothy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA~!


Alright, for those of you who missed it and are keen to listen how it actually sounded like. Here's the link to the audio file. =)

You will need to right click and select "Save Target As" for this. Please bear in mind that this was recorded using the computer's microphone, so the audio quality might be a bit offff..